Daily FortunesApr 3, 2008
It's grad exam time...
MEDICINE
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It's grad exam time...
MEDICINE
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a
bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has
been inspected. (You have 15 minutes.)
HISTORY
Describe...
It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if...
It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it
is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It
isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.
-- Oxford University Press, Edpress News
Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing...
Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his frisbee.
-- Snoopy
Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not...
Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.
Learning at some schools is like drinking from a firehose.
Learning at some schools is like drinking from a firehose.
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