Daily FortunesApr 22, 2008
Some of you ... may have decided that, this year, you're going...
Some of you ... may have decided that, this year, you're going to celebrate
it the old-fashioned way, with your family sitting around stringing
cranberries and exchanging humble, handmade gifts, like on "The Waltons".
Well, you can forget it. If everybody pulled...
SOMETIMES THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD is so overwhelming, I just...
SOMETIMES THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD is so overwhelming, I just want to throw
back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle and I don't care who hears
me because I am beautiful.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote...
Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future.
-- Pogo, by Walt Kelly
The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient...
The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than cities.
Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and difficult to
park in. Malls, on the other hand, have parking lots, which are also
dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in, but --...
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep...
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
-- W. C. Fields
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Daily Fortunes for Apr 22, 2008
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