Daily FortunesAug 20, 2008
A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it...
A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it was known as the
house of seven gobbles.
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks...
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks at her watch.
-- James Beard
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting...
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He
kept favoring curry.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
-- Ziggy
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
-- Ziggy
A wife started serving chopped meat, Monday hamburger,...
A wife started serving chopped meat, Monday hamburger, Tuesday meat
loaf, Wednesday tartar steak, and Thursday meatballs. On Friday morning her
husband snarled, "How now, ground cow?"
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Daily Fortunes for Aug 20, 2008
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