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Dec 11, 2012

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers...
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath. --...

Any dramatic series the producers want us to take seriously...
Any dramatic series the producers want us to take seriously as a representation of contemporary reality cannot be taken seriously as a representation of anything -- except a show to be ignored by anyone capable of sitting upright in a chair and chewing gum simultaneously...

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to...
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.

"Are you police officers?" "No,...
"Are you police officers?" "No, ma'am. We're musicians." -- The Blues Brothers

Around the turn of this century, a composer named Camille...
Around the turn of this century, a composer named Camille Saint-Saens wrote a satirical zoological-fantasy called "Le Carnaval des Animaux." Aside from one movement of this piece, "The Swan", Saint-Saens didn't allow this work to be published or even...

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