Daily Fortunes

Dec 3, 2012

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything...
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -- Mark Twain

In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher...
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, "one when he was a boy and one when he was a man." -- Mark Twain

In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional...
In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy. -- Mark Twain

In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume...
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel. -- Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice;...
In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; then he made school boards. -- Mark Twain

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