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Dec 23, 2012

I have never been one to sacrifice my appetite on the altar...
I have never been one to sacrifice my appetite on the altar of appearance. -- A.M. Readyhough

I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human...
I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human race, in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals. -- Thoreau

I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke...
I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw God. -- B. Hathrume Duk

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.

I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.

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