Daily FortunesDec 26, 2012
There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee...
There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that
someone isn't Jewish. For example, you'll never meet a Jew named
Johnson or Wright or Jones or Sinclair or Ricks or Stevenson or Reid or
Larsen or Jenks. But some goyisha names just about guarantee...
Thompson, if he is to be believed, has sampled...
Thompson, if he is to be believed, has sampled the entire
rainbow of legal and illegal drugs in heroic efforts to feel better
than he does.
As for the truth about his health: I have asked around about
it. I am told that he appears to be strong and rosy,...
To A Quick Young Fox:
Why jog exquisite bulk, fond...
To A Quick Young Fox:
Why jog exquisite bulk, fond crazy vamp,
Daft buxom jonquil, zephyr's gawky vice?
Guy fed by work, quiz Jove's xanthic lamp --
Zow! Qualms by deja vu gyp fox-kin thrice.
-- Lazy Dog
"Verily and forsooth," replied Goodgulf...
"Verily and forsooth," replied Goodgulf darkly. "In the past
year strange and fearful wonders I have seen. Fields sown with barley
reap crabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their
artichoke hearts. There has been a hot day in December...
WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL:
Firings will continue until...
WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL:
Firings will continue until morale improves.
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Daily Fortunes for Dec 26, 2012
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