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Dec 9, 2012

The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us.
The rose of yore is but a name, mere names are left to us.

The sheep died in the wool.
The sheep died in the wool.

The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.
The sheep that fly over your head are soon to land.

The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick. [so say said...
The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick. [so say said sentence sextuply...]

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