Daily FortunesApr 18, 2012
Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when...
Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she
kissed her cow.
-- Rabelais
Why I Can't Go Out With You:
I'd LOVE to, but...
--...
Why I Can't Go Out With You:
I'd LOVE to, but...
-- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
-- None of my socks match.
-- I'm having all my plants neutered.
-- I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out...
Why I Can't Go Out With You:
I'd LOVE to, but...
--...
Why I Can't Go Out With You:
I'd LOVE to, but...
-- I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
-- I have to sit up with a sick ant.
-- I'm trying to be less popular.
-- My bathroom tiles need grouting.
-- I'm waiting...
Why I Can't Go Out With You:
I'd LOVE to, but...
--...
Why I Can't Go Out With You:
I'd LOVE to, but...
-- I have to floss my cat.
-- I've dedicated my life to linguini.
-- I need to spend more time with my blender.
-- It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
-- It's my night...
Why I Can't Go Out With You:
I'd LOVE to, but...
--...
Why I Can't Go Out With You:
I'd LOVE to, but...
-- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
-- I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
-- The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
-- I'm...
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Daily Fortunes for Apr 18, 2012
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