Daily Fortunes

Jan 18, 2012

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker...
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -- Winston Churchill

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean...
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G.K. Chesterton

I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them...
I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff Barf

I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and...
I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't. -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body"

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I...
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. -- A.J. Liebling

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