Daily FortunesApr 15, 2012
A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going...
A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going by, the
longest procession he's ever seen. It seems to consist of the hearse,
followed by a man with a Doberman on a leash, followed by several hundred
other men. After watching for a few minutes, he...
A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four...
A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four arms, and
antennae coming out of his head. He goes up to him and says, "You're not
from around here, are you?"
"No," replies the man with the antennae.
"You know,"...
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want...
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be
bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
-- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Circle"
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing...
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything.
-- Samuel Johnson
A man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is...
A man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is not entitled,
but never the kiss he has not the initiative to claim.
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Daily Fortunes for Apr 15, 2012
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