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Apr 16, 2012

I'll be comfortable on the couch. Famous last words...
I'll be comfortable on the couch. Famous last words. -- Lenny Bruce

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man...
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man. -- Fred Allen

I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm...
I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes. -- Woody Allen

I'm going to live forever, or die trying! --...
I'm going to live forever, or die trying! -- Spider Robinson

I'm not afraid of death -- I just don't want to be there when...
I'm not afraid of death -- I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen
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