Daily FortunesJul 23, 2012
Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better...
Receiving a million dollars tax free will make you feel better than being
flat broke and having a stomach ache.
-- Dolph Sharp
Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
Recent investments will yield a slight profit.
Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable...
Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man
is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.
-- C.N. Parkinson
Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan...
Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after
his death. He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar.
"Holy cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy is my idol." Over at the
microphone, about to sing,...
Reception area, n:
The purgatory where office visitors...
Reception area, n:
The purgatory where office visitors are condemned to spend
innumerable hours reading dog-eared back issues of trade
magazines like Modern Plastics, Chain Saw Age, and Chicken World,
while the receptionist blithely reads...
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