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Jul 9, 2012

Real programmers don't write specs -- users should consider...
Real programmers don't write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.

Real programmers don't comment their code. if it is hard...
Real programmers don't comment their code. if it is hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Real programmers don't write apllications programs;...
Real programmers don't write apllications programs; they program right down on the bare metal. Application programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming.

Real programmers don't eat quiche. In fact, real programmers...
Real programmers don't eat quiche. In fact, real programmers don't know how to spell quiche. They eat twinkies and szechwan food.

Real programmer's programs never work the first time. But...
Real programmer's programs never work the first time. But if you throw them on the machine, they can be patched into working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions.

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