Daily Fortunes

Jul 24, 2012

Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle...
Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy...
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to light. Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

Do not overtax your powers.
Do not overtax your powers.

Do not read this fortune under penalty of law. Violators will...
Do not read this fortune under penalty of law. Violators will be prosecuted. (Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))

Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which...
Do not seek death; death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment. -- Dag Hammarskjold

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