Daily Fortunes

Jul 25, 2012

The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north...
The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find the South End. This is not to be confused with South Boston which lies directly east from the South End. North of the South End is East Boston and southwest of East Boston is the North End.

The goys have proven the following theorem...
The goys have proven the following theorem... -- Physicist John von Neumann, at the start of a classroom lecture.

The Martian landed his saucer in Manhattan,...
The Martian landed his saucer in Manhattan, and immediately upon emerging was approached by a panhandler. "Mister," said the man, "can I have a quarter?" The Martian asked, "What's a quarter?" The panhandler thought...

The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey...
The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey. -- Andy Warhol

The most common given name in the world is Mohammad; the most...
The most common given name in the world is Mohammad; the most common family name in the world is Chang. Can you imagine the enormous number of people in the world named Mohammad Chang? -- Derek Wills

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