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Jul 14, 2012

I realize that today you have a number of top female athletes...
I realize that today you have a number of top female athletes such as Martina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet trucks. But to be brutally frank, women as a group have a long way to go before they reach the level of intensity and dedication...

I went to the race track once and bet on a horse that was...
I went to the race track once and bet on a horse that was so good that it took seven others to beat him!

I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with...
I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one, but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even after we've been home a long while...

I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars...
I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets man apart from the animals.

I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.
I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.

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