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Aug 3, 2012

When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last...
When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I think it was a Tuesday.

When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents...
When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket and a willingness to compromise. -- Weber cartoon caption

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles...
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane." -- Franklyn Ajaye

When you become used to never being alone, you may consider...
When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself Americanized.

Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out...
Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?

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