Daily FortunesAug 1, 2012
Automotive engine reparing law:
If you drop something, it will...
Automotive engine reparing law:
If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.
If you lived here you'd be home now.
If you lived here you'd be home now.
If it's good, they discontinue it.
If it's good, they discontinue it.
It the shoe fits, it's ugly.
It the shoe fits, it's ugly.
(1) If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
(2) ...
(1) If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
(2) If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't
fit anyway.
(4) If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it.
(5) If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it
falls apart...
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