Daily Fortunes

Aug 30, 2012

I smell a wumpus.
I smell a wumpus.

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers -- they're...
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers -- they're going to make a game out of it. -- Woody Allen

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat...
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. -- Oscar Wilde

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone...
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- Stephen Wright

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone...
I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. -- Stephen Wright

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