Daily Fortunes

Aug 2, 2012

The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from...
The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll. She loves it -- and that's all. It is thus that we should love. -- DeGourmont

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying...
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin. -- Honor'^He DeBalzac

The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand...
The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand pretty well everything. -- Yeats

The mature bohemian is one whose woman works full time.
The mature bohemian is one whose woman works full time.

The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE...
The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"

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