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It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty...
It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.
Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric...
Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.
Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus...
Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture...
No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. -- Fran Lebowitz
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