Daily Fortunes

Feb 4, 2014

The distinction between Jewish and goyish can be quite subtle,...
The distinction between Jewish and goyish can be quite subtle, as the following quote from Lenny Bruce illustrates: "I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's goyish. The B'nai Brith is goyish. The Hadassah is Jewish. Marine...

The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert...
The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert pressure on a balloon and thereby cause a whistling sound on the streets.

The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there...
The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid. -- Gilbert K. Chesterson

The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager...
The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager to show off this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next hunting trip. Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the duck fell, the dog walked on the surface of the water,...

The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes...
The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm. -- Travis McGee

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