Daily Fortunes

Feb 3, 2014

The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds when Desiree,...
The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances during what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space...

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose...
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly...
The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal. -- Mark Twain

The difference between the right word and the almost right word...
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. -- Mark Twain

The fashion wears out more apparel than the man...
The fashion wears out more apparel than the man. -- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"

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