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Feb 21, 2014

Dear Lord: I just want *one* one-armed manager so...
Dear Lord: I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On the other hand", again.

Dear Miss Manners: My home economics teacher says that...
Dear Miss Manners: My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's elbows on the table. However, I have read that one elbow, in between courses, is all right. Which is correct? Gentle Reader: For the purpose of answering examinations...

Dear Miss Manners: Please list some tactful ways...
Dear Miss Manners: Please list some tactful ways of removing a man's saliva from your face. Gentle Reader: Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man's saliva on your face ...

Dear Mister Language Person: I am curious about the expression,...
Dear Mister Language Person: I am curious about the expression, "Part of this complete breakfast". The way it comes up is, my 5-year-old will be watching TV cartoon shows in the morning, and they'll show a commercial for a children's compressed breakfast compound...

Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of...
Dear Mister Language Person: What is the purpose of the apostrophe? Answer: The apostrophe is used mainly in hand-lettered small business signs to alert the reader than an "S" is coming up at the end of a word, as in: WE DO NOT EXCEPT PERSONAL CHECK'S, or:...

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