Daily Fortunes

Jul 4, 2014

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out...
I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth. -- Charlie Chaplin

I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN...
I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and they played for SEVEN hours. Great song. -- Fred Reuss

I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep...
I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence...
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallagher

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie. -- Princess...
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie. -- Princess Leia Organa

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