Daily Fortunes

Jul 1, 2014

A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout...
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.

A diplomat is a man who can tell you to go to hell and make...
A diplomat is a man who can tell you to go to hell and make the trip sound pleasurable. -- Samuel Clemens

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such...
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. -- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red"

A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday...
A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. -- Robert Frost

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect...
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"

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