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Jul 17, 2014

Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.
Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is...
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point...
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upward from the floor -- especially in the dark.

Make three correct guesses consectively and you will establish...
Make three correct guesses consectively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

It works better if you plug it in.
It works better if you plug it in.
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