Daily Fortunes

Jul 3, 2014

The black bear used to be one of the most commonly seen large...
The black bear used to be one of the most commonly seen large animals because in Yosemite and Sequoia national parks they lived off of garbage and tourist handouts. This bear has learned to open car doors in Yosemite, where damage to automobiles caused by bears runs into...

The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely...
The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up at the steam fitters' picnic.

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for...
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. -- John McNulty

THE DAILY PLANET SUPERMAN SAVES DESSERT! ...
THE DAILY PLANET SUPERMAN SAVES DESSERT! Plans to "Eat it later"

The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.
The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.

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