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Jul 17, 2015

Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: ...
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck.

Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like...
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing.

Q: What's a light-year? A: One-third less calories...
Q: What's a light-year? A: One-third less calories than a regular year.

Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness? A: Dating...
Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness? A: Dating a Canadian.

Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb? A: A corpse.
Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb? A: A corpse.
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