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Mar 17, 2015

What's so funny?
What's so funny?

"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change...
"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?" -- The Doctor

Whatever became of eternal truth?
Whatever became of eternal truth?

When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!
When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
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