Daily Fortunes

Jun 16, 2015

Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of all hardware components...
Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of all hardware components will need driver updates.

Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of all hardware components...
Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of all hardware components will NEVER have WDM-drivers

Win98 is called Win98 because you need to update at least 98%...
Win98 is called Win98 because you need to update at least 98% of your hardware before it can be installed

Win98 is called Win98 because it is about as stable...
Win98 is called Win98 because it is about as stable and flexible as Linux 0.0.98 (or at least, Microsoft claims it is)

The difference between Microsoft and 'Jurassic Parc': In one,...
The difference between Microsoft and 'Jurassic Parc': In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be extinct. The other is a film.

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