Daily Fortunes

Jun 19, 2015

"I can't decide whether to commit suicide or...
"I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling." -- Florence Henderson

I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people...
I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it. -- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.

I can't understand why a person will take a year or two...
I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. -- Fred Allen

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd...
I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home. -- Groucho Marx

"I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed...
"I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really *do* melt in your hand ..." -- Peter Oakley

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