Daily Fortunes

Jun 22, 2015

An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize...
An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the president but is always polite to traffic cops.

An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field...
An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax. -- David Letterman

An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field...
An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax. -- David Letterman

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth...
An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths. -- Karl Kraus

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile -- hoping that it will...
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile -- hoping that it will eat him last. -- Sir Winston Churchill, 1954

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