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Fortune: 1941 - 1950 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1941 of 2171

Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1942 of 2171

Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading:  Was it done, is
it being done, or is something to be done?  Reports are now written in four
tenses:  past tense, present tense, future tense, and pretense.  Watch for
novel uses of CONGRAM (CONtractor GRAMmer), defined by the imperfect past,
the insufficient present, and the absolutely perfect future.
                -- Amrom Katz
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1943 of 2171

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1944 of 2171

Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1945 of 2171

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1946 of 2171

Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1947 of 2171

Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
specification is that it should run noiselessly.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1948 of 2171

Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for
which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1949 of 2171

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
                -- Alan Watts
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1950 of 2171

Trying to get an education here is like
trying to take a drink from a fire hose.
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