Freebsd Fortunes 6

Try to be the best of whatever you are, even if what you are is no good.

Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.

Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading:  Was it done, is
it being done, or is something to be done?  Reports are now written in four
tenses:  past tense, present tense, future tense, and pretense.  Watch for
novel uses of CONGRAM (CONtractor GRAMmer), defined by the imperfect past,
the insufficient present, and the absolutely perfect future.
                -- Amrom Katz

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant

Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.

Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
specification is that it should run noiselessly.

Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for
which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
                -- Alan Watts