Freebsd Fortunes 6

Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading:  Was it done, is
it being done, or is something to be done?  Reports are now written in four
tenses:  past tense, present tense, future tense, and pretense.  Watch for
novel uses of CONGRAM (CONtractor GRAMmer), defined by the imperfect past,
the insufficient present, and the absolutely perfect future.
                -- Amrom Katz

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant

Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.

Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only
specification is that it should run noiselessly.

Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for
which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
                -- Alan Watts

Trying to get an education here is like
trying to take a drink from a fire hose.

T-shirt:
        Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!