Freebsd Fortunes 6

The quality of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.

The Queen is most anxious to enlist every one who can speak or write to
join in checking this mad, wicked folly of "Woman's Rights", with all its
attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every
sense of womanly feeling and propriety.  Lady-- ought to get a good
whipping.  It is a subject which makes the Queen so furious that she cannot
contain herself.  God created men and women different -- then let them
remain each in their own position.
                -- Letter to Sir Theodore Martin, 29 May 1870, from
                   Queen Victoria

The questions remain the same.
The answers are eternally variable.

The Rabbits                             The Cow
Here is a verse about rabbits           The cow is of the bovine ilk;
That doesn't mention their habits.      One end is moo, the other, milk.
                -- Ogden Nash

The race is not always to the swift, nor the
battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
                -- Damon Runyon

The rain it raineth on the just
And also on the unjust fella:
But chiefly on the just, because
The unjust steals the just's umbrella.
                -- Lord Bowen

The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.

The rate at which a disease spreads through a corn field is a precise
measurement of the speed of blight.

The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is a constant, but nowadays the
illiterates can read.
                -- Alberto Moravia

The real man's Bloody Mary:
        Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire
        sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.

        Fill a large tumbler with vodka.
        Throw all the other ingredients away.