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Fortune: 1016 - 1025 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1016 of 2171

The quality of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1017 of 2171

The Queen is most anxious to enlist every one who can speak or write to
join in checking this mad, wicked folly of "Woman's Rights", with all its
attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every
sense of womanly feeling and propriety.  Lady-- ought to get a good
whipping.  It is a subject which makes the Queen so furious that she cannot
contain herself.  God created men and women different -- then let them
remain each in their own position.
                -- Letter to Sir Theodore Martin, 29 May 1870, from
                   Queen Victoria
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1018 of 2171

The questions remain the same.
The answers are eternally variable.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1019 of 2171

The Rabbits                             The Cow
Here is a verse about rabbits           The cow is of the bovine ilk;
That doesn't mention their habits.      One end is moo, the other, milk.
                -- Ogden Nash
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1020 of 2171

The race is not always to the swift, nor the
battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
                -- Damon Runyon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1021 of 2171

The rain it raineth on the just
And also on the unjust fella:
But chiefly on the just, because
The unjust steals the just's umbrella.
                -- Lord Bowen
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1022 of 2171

The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1023 of 2171

The rate at which a disease spreads through a corn field is a precise
measurement of the speed of blight.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1024 of 2171

The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is a constant, but nowadays the
illiterates can read.
                -- Alberto Moravia
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1025 of 2171

The real man's Bloody Mary:
        Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire
        sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.

        Fill a large tumbler with vodka.
        Throw all the other ingredients away.
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