Daily Fortunes

Dec 8, 2015

KERNEL: A part of an operating system that preserves...
KERNEL: A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval traditions of sorcery and black art.

Kettering's Observation: Logic is an organized way...
Kettering's Observation: Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.

Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights...
Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.

Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents. If...
Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting...

Kill a commy for your mommy.
Kill a commy for your mommy.

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