Daily FortunesOct 8, 2015
I respect the institution of marriage. I have always thought...
I respect the institution of marriage. I have always thought that every
woman should marry -- and no man.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"
I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her...
I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then
natural selection reared its ugly head.
I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's...
I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately
anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.
-- Saki, "Reginald on Worries"
I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling,...
I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to
remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.
-- Chick
I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down...
I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St.
Elsewhere", won't scream, "Forget it, Blanche... It's time for Hee-Haw!"
-- Berke Breathed, "Bloom County"
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Daily Fortunes for Oct 8, 2015
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