Freebsd Fortunes 6

The Rabbits                             The Cow
Here is a verse about rabbits           The cow is of the bovine ilk;
That doesn't mention their habits.      One end is moo, the other, milk.
                -- Ogden Nash

The race is not always to the swift, nor the
battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
                -- Damon Runyon

The rain it raineth on the just
And also on the unjust fella:
But chiefly on the just, because
The unjust steals the just's umbrella.
                -- Lord Bowen

The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.

The rate at which a disease spreads through a corn field is a precise
measurement of the speed of blight.

The ratio of literacy to illiteracy is a constant, but nowadays the
illiterates can read.
                -- Alberto Moravia

The real man's Bloody Mary:
        Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire
        sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.

        Fill a large tumbler with vodka.
        Throw all the other ingredients away.

The real problem with hunting elephants carrying the decoys.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.
                -- Christopher Morley

The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.