Daily Fortunes

Jan 30, 2016

The animals are not as stupid as one thinks -- they have...
The animals are not as stupid as one thinks -- they have neither doctors nor lawyers. -- L. Docquier

The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that...
The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

The City of Palo Alto, in its official description of parking...
The City of Palo Alto, in its official description of parking lot standards, specifies the grade of wheelchair access ramps in terms of centimeters of rise per foot of run. A compromise, I imagine...

The difference between a lawyer and a rooster is that...
The difference between a lawyer and a rooster is that the rooster gets up in the morning and clucks defiance.

The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert...
The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert pressure on a balloon and thereby cause a whistling sound on the streets.

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