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Jan 18, 2016

Even water tastes bad when taken on doctors orders.
Even water tastes bad when taken on doctors orders.

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably...
If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.
Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.

A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will...
A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report.

Before ordering a test decide what you will do if it is, (1) ...
Before ordering a test decide what you will do if it is, (1) positive, or (2) negative. If both answers are the same, don't do the test.

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