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Jan 4, 2016

QOTD: "East is east... and let's keep it that...
QOTD: "East is east... and let's keep it that way."

QOTD: "Every morning I read the obituaries; if...
QOTD: "Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there, I go to work."

QOTD: Flash! Flash! I love you! ...but we only have...
QOTD: Flash! Flash! I love you! ...but we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!

QOTD: "He eats like a bird... five times his...
QOTD: "He eats like a bird... five times his own weight each day."

QOTD: "Her other car is a broom."
QOTD: "Her other car is a broom."
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