Daily Fortunes

Jan 2, 2016

Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.
Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap.

Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all...
Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers... they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!

checkuary, n: The thirteenth month of the year. Begins...
checkuary, n: The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.

Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality. --...
Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality. -- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"

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