Daily Fortunes

Jan 28, 2016

It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that...
It's only by NOT taking the human race seriously that I retain what fragments of my once considerable mental powers I still possess. -- Roger Noe

It's reassuring to know that if you behave strangely enough,...
It's reassuring to know that if you behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for you.

It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to...
It's sweet to be remembered, but it's often cheaper to be forgotten.

Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.

Just because I turn down a contract on a guy doesn't mean...
Just because I turn down a contract on a guy doesn't mean he isn't going to get hit. -- Joey

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