Freebsd Fortunes

"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone
underwear."

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
                -- Steven Wright

"It's a summons."
"What's a summons?"
"It means summon's in trouble."
                -- Rocky and Bullwinkle

It's a very *UN*lucky week in which to be took dead.
                -- Churchy La Femme

It's always a long day; 86400 doesn't fit into a short.

It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.

"It's bad luck to be superstitious."
                -- Andrew W. Mathis

It's better to be wanted for murder that not to be wanted at all.
                -- Marty Winch

"It's easier said than done."

... and if you don't believe it, try proving that it's easier done than
said, and you'll see that "it's easier said that `it's easier done than
said' than it is done", which really proves that "it's easier said than
done".