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It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing
warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or
two things still safe to eat.
-- Robert Fuoss
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It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
-- Andrew Jackson
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1784 of 3566 |
"It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone
underwear."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1785 of 3566 |
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1786 of 3566 |
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
-- Steven Wright
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"It's a summons."
"What's a summons?"
"It means summon's in trouble."
-- Rocky and Bullwinkle
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1788 of 3566 |
It's a very *UN*lucky week in which to be took dead.
-- Churchy La Femme
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1789 of 3566 |
It's always a long day; 86400 doesn't fit into a short.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1790 of 3566 |
It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1791 of 3566 |
"It's bad luck to be superstitious."
-- Andrew W. Mathis
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