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Aug 28, 2016

When the Universe was not so out of whack as it is today,...
When the Universe was not so out of whack as it is today, and all the stars were lined up in their proper places, you could easily count them from left to right, or top to bottom, and the larger and bluer ones were set apart, and the smaller yellowing types pushed off...

When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in...
When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in a movie theatre, he walked over and whispered, "I'm sorry, sir, but you're allowed only a single seat." The man moaned, but did not budge. "Sir," the user said more loudly, "if you don't...

When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy,...
When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.

When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise...
When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"

When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog...
When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary. -- Balzac

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