Daily Fortunes

Nov 28, 2016

Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your...
Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? 2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow. 3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ...

Something better... 13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened?...
Something better... 13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? 14 (complimentary): You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. 15 (scientific): Say, does that thing there influence the tides? 16 (obscure): Oh,...

Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell...
Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli

Sometimes I get the feeling that I went to a party on Perry...
Sometimes I get the feeling that I went to a party on Perry Lane in 1962, and the party spilled out of the house, and came down the street, and covered the world. -- Robert Stone

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world...
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. -- Lily Tomlin

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